- I seem believe that fat & calories consumed in an attempt to cure a hangover don't count. The thought process goes something like this: I don't want to eat the Big Mac/beef burrito/grilled cheese w/ tomato & bacon; but the food in question will help me feel better; the fat & grease & salt will be medicinal; the food is actually healthy for me because it has curing power. Therefore, it's health food and not crap. And won't be fattening. I have a college degree AND an advanced degree. Can't you tell?
- Parallel parking on the left side is next to impossible for me. Now, I'm a crappy parallel parker in general. I have bad depth perception. Thus, all my falling down. But parallel parking on the left side? I may as well just abandon the car on the side of the road.
Luckily, tomorrow is Monday, a new week with all sorts of possibility. A blank slate. I will go to the gym everyday, I will eat healthy food and I will take the L whenever feasible. For real.
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Hungover from the wedding fiasco - I went to the FDNY / NYPD hockey game on Sunday because that was a GOOD idea. In order to "settle my belly a bit" I ate a sausage and pepper hero at the arena - you know because I needed a foundation for the beer. I too am a shining star of intellect! Love you!
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